There’s a meme that says “nothing ever happens.” This is usually in response to predictions of some major catastrophe that fail to materialize, as in the joke that economists have predicted ten of the last two recessions. If we constantly hear that the end is near, yet it never arrives, then we tend to assume it never will.
This leads to two equal errors: some are tempted to believe that Big Things are constantly happening (sometimes behind the scenes) while others are tempted to believe that Nothing Ever Happens. Human beings have both a strong normalcy bias as well as a great ability to adapt quickly to the new normal, which means we tend to assume that nothing really happens even though hindsight shows that it obviously does.
Just for fun, I decided to look back at my own lifetime to see what has happened since I opened my eyes on this earth:
1984
Ronald Reagan wins a 49-state landslide.
1985
The wreck of RMS Titanic was discovered off the coast of Newfoundland.
1986
Space Shuttle Challenger explodes, killing all seven crew members.
1989
The Berlin Wall, a symbol of the Iron Curtain and the Cold War, is torn down.
1990
Germany becomes a unified nation again.
1991
The United States and its allies win an overwhelming victory in the Gulf War.
Yugoslavia begins the process of breaking into several smaller nations.
The Soviet Union collapses, ending 74 years of communist domination of the region.
1992
Bill Clinton is elected as the first Baby Boomer president.
1993
Mosaic, the first widely available web browser, opens the internet to regular people.
1994
NAFTA goes into effect, creating a free trade zone between the US, Canada, and Mexico.
Republicans win a massive landslide in Congress, winning control of the House for the first time since 1954.
1995
Craigslist is launched by Craig Newmark, beginning the decline of newspaper revenue via classified ads.
1996
Bill Clinton becomes the first Democrat to win a second term since FDR in 1936.
1997
At age 21, Tiger Woods becomes the youngest person to win the Masters.
1998
The House impeaches Bill Clinton over the Lewinsky scandal, only the second president to be so indicted. He is acquitted by the Senate.
2000
George W. Bush narrowly defeats Al Gore after a razor-thin victory in Florida. It takes weeks to count and recount the votes.
2001
George W. Bush enters office with a fully Republican Congress for the first time since Dwight Eisenhower.
The Seattle Mariners win a record 116 games but fail to make the World Series. (Still hurts!)
9/11.
The US invades Afghanistan, topples the Taliban. (For the moment.)
The US grants China permanent normal trade relations.
2003
The US invades Iraq, topples Saddam Hussein.
2004
Mark Zuckerberg launched Facebook from his Harvard dorm room, revolutionizing social media.
A Republican presidential candidate wins the popular vote for the first time since 1988 and the last time to date.
2005
Hurricane Katrina devastates Louisiana and Mississippi.
2006
The population of the United States crosses 300 million people.
2007
The first iPhone is introduced by Steve Jobs.
2008
The collapse of the housing market sparks the Great Recession.
Barack Obama becomes America’s first black president, as well as the first northern Democrat to win election since JFK in 1960.
2011
Seal Team 6 locates and killed Osama bin Laden.
2012
The remains of King Richard III of England are discovered under a parking lot in Leicester.
2013
Edward Snowden reveals that US government agencies routinely spy on American citizens; left trapped in Russia when government cancels his passport.
2014
I got married!
US intelligence agencies support the Maidan coup in Kiev, ousting Ukraine’s elected president and installing a new one more favorable to NATO. Russia responds by seizing the Crimean Peninsula.
2015
SpaceX lands a rocket back on earth for the first time.
2016
The people of Great Britain vote to leave the European Union.
The Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time since 1908.
Donald Trump elected president, the first person with no political or military experience to achieve that office.
2017
Donald Trump becomes the oldest person to be inaugurated as president, entering office with a Republican Congress.
2019
Donald Trump becomes the first American president to visit North Korea.
2020
Donald Trump is impeached by the House and acquitted by the Senate.
Bureaucrats and elected officials shut down most of our country because of a virus.
Joe Biden wins the “fortified” election that featured mass mail-in ballots and numerous questions about election integrity.
2021
Donald Trump is impeached and acquitted a second time.
Joe Biden becomes the oldest person to become inaugurated as president.
US withdraws from Afghanistan in chaos; the Taliban retakes Kabul.
2022
Russia invades Ukraine, aiming to annex the Donbass regions and prevent the country from joining NATO.
The Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade, returning the issue of abortion to the states after 49 years.
Elon Musk buys Twitter, promising to restore freedom of speech and resist government censorship.
2024
A would-be assassin shoots Donald Trump in the ear at a rally, killing one and injuring others
Joe Biden, the incumbent Democrat president, withdraws from the campaign after winning the primary — the first time in history.
Donald Trump wins a third consecutive Republican nomination for president, matching Grover Cleveland and behind only FDR for major party presidential candidates.
You get the picture. The only reason it seems like nothing ever happens is because things are constantly happening, slowly but surely. That’s not to say that you or I have the the leverage to influence world events of the sort that I put on this list, but we can influence the happenings of our state and our communities.
Every moment of your life is a moment of history, and it’s up to you to decide what to do with the time you’ve been given. Where you spend your time, energy, and money today will help determine what kind of world your children and grandchildren will inherit, so it’s spend it wisely!
1995
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And to the fake news Idaho Statesman I say, “I’m rooting for your bankruptcy because the world needs more ditch diggers.”